What is the best way to introduce yourself to a girl?

12-31-2010, 06:11 AM

I have liked this girl for probably about 2 weeks, but i havent produced enough courage to introduce myself. What is the best way to introduce yourself to a girl?

LunchboxCritter · 12-31-2010, 08:51 AM

"nice shoes........... wanna fuck?"

My5ABaby · 12-31-2010, 08:54 AM

Troll. An identical thread was started like a week ago.

***TitaniumTT*** · 12-31-2010, 10:46 AM

Yup, and if the funny doesn't start by noon EST this one will be deleted

sen2two · 12-31-2010, 10:53 AM

Walk up to her, ask her if she wants a fish sandwich, then show her....The Goods.

RETed · 12-31-2010, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TitaniumTT

Yup, and if the funny doesn't start by noon EST this one will be deleted

So this guy named "sofaking" wants to get laid...

-Ted

***TitaniumTT*** · 12-31-2010, 12:29 PM

IP addresses are only off by 2 digits, sooooooo the last one was funnier and this one will be deleted VERY shortly

My5ABaby · 12-31-2010, 02:18 PM

"Hi, I have an FC" <---- Guaranteed panty dropper
"Hi, I have an FD" <---- Guaranteed boxer dropper
"Hi, I have an FB" <---- Guaranteed overall dropper

hades · 12-31-2010, 02:36 PM

"Hi my name is Brian. Want to come on a cross country journey with me? I have a nice FC with a custom engine install. You may have to push the car at sometime though."

Marshall13b · 12-31-2010, 03:19 PM

Are you serious right now? This is incredible

speedjunkie · 12-31-2010, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hades

"Hi my name is Brian. Want to come on a cross country journey with me? I have a nice FC with a custom engine install. You may have to push the car at sometime though."

LOL!!!!

"You might need to bring some exhaust sleeves too."

I shouldn't say anything though. If we make it to DGRR I don't want to have any problems on the drive across the country LOL.

As far as the OP though...I also find it funny that the OP never came back in the other thread too.

***TitaniumTT*** · 12-31-2010, 03:42 PM

The Rotary Gods will not be kind to any of you!!!!!!!

The other idiot, who I'm assuming is the same idiot, and now a banned idiot, only updated his sig to have some sort of spam

hades · 12-31-2010, 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by speedjunkie

LOL!!!!

"You might need to bring some exhaust sleeves too."

I shouldn't say anything though. If we make it to DGRR I don't want to have any problems on the drive across the country LOL.

As far as the OP though...I also find it funny that the OP never came back in the other thread too.

seems that I started the funny!

Maybe a better line is "Hi my name is Brian. I don't like stretched tires, but I would like to stretch your ass hole!"

***TitaniumTT*** · 12-31-2010, 09:43 PM

Vages.... when you stretch a-holes that much it leaves an odor in the room.

"Hi, my names Jeff... do you like linguini?"

Careful Eric, weren't you the one saying that you guys were going to rent a.... wait... don't tell me.... a TRAILER!!!! FOR SHAME!!!!!

speedjunkie · 12-31-2010, 11:54 PM

^Hey, I'M not the one wanting to trailer my car, that's Zico. LOL I know mine can make it and I want to drive it. I'm gonna need to reinstall cruise control first though haha.

And to do the cruise control, I'm going to need to move my coils...which is where info from you comes in LOL. Do you have any kind of write-up on how you did your coils? Or was that on 7club and the almighty keyboard warrior Mar3 scortched-earthed it? LOL

12-31-2010, 06:11 AM	#1
wilkinson Guest Posts: n/a	What is the best way to introduce yourself to a girl? I have liked this girl for probably about 2 weeks, but i havent produced enough courage to introduce myself. What is the best way to introduce yourself to a girl?

12-31-2010, 08:51 AM	#2
LunchboxCritter Simply Rotarded Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Florida Posts: 166 Rep Power: 17	"nice shoes........... wanna fuck?" __________________ LunchboxCritter - 91 NA to J-Spec TII - 88 FC Vert - 04 Rx8 Disclaimer: I am not a mechanic, and I did not sleep at a Holiday Inn. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!!!

12-31-2010, 08:54 AM	#3
My5ABaby Sigh..... Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Murfreesboro, TN Posts: 2,377 Rep Power: 20	Troll. An identical thread was started like a week ago. __________________ 1986 Sport: 132k miles, 5A (Sapphire Blue Metallic), Tokico Blues, Racing Beat Springs, Custom LED tailights (only S4 LED tails in the world), SSR Mark II, Racing Beat exhaust, S5 black interior, Rotary Resurrection rebuild at 120k miles Community Service Manual RotorWiki "Imagination costs nothing; we could build square locomotives or fly to Mars" - Felix Wankel Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the "present."

12-31-2010, 10:46 AM	#4
*TitaniumTT* Test Whore - Admin Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Right Behind you son Posts: 4,581 Rep Power: 10	Yup, and if the funny doesn't start by noon EST this one will be deleted __________________ -The Angry Stig- DGRR 2009, 2011, 2012 & 2013 - Best FC DEALS GAP!! WOOHOOOO!!!!! 2015 Audi S4 - Samantha - Zero Brap S4 2004 RX8 - Jocelyn - 196rwhp, 19mpg fuel to noise converter 2000 Jeep Cherokee Sport - Wifey mobile - Now with 2.5" OME lift and 30" BFG AT KO's! So it begins 1998 Jeep Cherokee - 5 spd, 4" lift, 33" BFG's - Rotary Tow Vehicle 1988 'Vert - In progress 1988 FC Coupe - Gretchen -The attention whore BEAST! I'm a sick individual, what's wrong with you? I'm pure Evil I'm still insane, in the best possible way. I think Brian's idea of romance is using lube. Your rage caused the meteor strike in Russia. The Antichrist would be proud of his minion. You win with your thread. Most everything It's a truck with a steel gate on the back. Just a statement of fact Motec M820, AIM dash, ported 13B-RE Cosmo, 6-spd trans, 4.3 Torsen, custom twin wg fully divided mani, Custom 4" split into 2x 3" exhaust, Custom HMIC, Custom custom custom custom I like to welder stuff.... No Bolt-ons allowed. Dyno'ed @ Speed1 Tuned by me - 405rwhp on WG.... WM50 cuming soon. *-Angry Motherfcker Mode ENGAGED-**

12-31-2010, 10:53 AM	#5
sen2two KTEC Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 642 Rep Power: 0	Walk up to her, ask her if she wants a fish sandwich, then show her....The Goods. __________________ what I have: 1985 Gs:12a All motor Drag car - 1973 Rx2: Play car What I had: 93 Touring: TRADED - 91 Coupe: TRADED - 90 GTU: RHD - 88 10AE: SOLD - 87 Base: SOLD - 86 Base: SOLD - 1985 GSLSE - 85 Gsl: SOLD - 80 Gs: TRADED - 1972 Rx2

12-31-2010, 12:29 PM	#7
*TitaniumTT* Test Whore - Admin Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Right Behind you son Posts: 4,581 Rep Power: 10	IP addresses are only off by 2 digits, sooooooo the last one was funnier and this one will be deleted VERY shortly __________________ -The Angry Stig- DGRR 2009, 2011, 2012 & 2013 - Best FC DEALS GAP!! WOOHOOOO!!!!! 2015 Audi S4 - Samantha - Zero Brap S4 2004 RX8 - Jocelyn - 196rwhp, 19mpg fuel to noise converter 2000 Jeep Cherokee Sport - Wifey mobile - Now with 2.5" OME lift and 30" BFG AT KO's! So it begins 1998 Jeep Cherokee - 5 spd, 4" lift, 33" BFG's - Rotary Tow Vehicle 1988 'Vert - In progress 1988 FC Coupe - Gretchen -The attention whore BEAST! I'm a sick individual, what's wrong with you? I'm pure Evil I'm still insane, in the best possible way. I think Brian's idea of romance is using lube. Your rage caused the meteor strike in Russia. The Antichrist would be proud of his minion. You win with your thread. Most everything It's a truck with a steel gate on the back. Just a statement of fact Motec M820, AIM dash, ported 13B-RE Cosmo, 6-spd trans, 4.3 Torsen, custom twin wg fully divided mani, Custom 4" split into 2x 3" exhaust, Custom HMIC, Custom custom custom custom I like to welder stuff.... No Bolt-ons allowed. Dyno'ed @ Speed1 Tuned by me - 405rwhp on WG.... WM50 cuming soon. *-Angry Motherfcker Mode ENGAGED-**

12-31-2010, 02:18 PM	#8
My5ABaby Sigh..... Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Murfreesboro, TN Posts: 2,377 Rep Power: 20	"Hi, I have an FC" <---- Guaranteed panty dropper "Hi, I have an FD" <---- Guaranteed boxer dropper "Hi, I have an FB" <---- Guaranteed overall dropper __________________ 1986 Sport: 132k miles, 5A (Sapphire Blue Metallic), Tokico Blues, Racing Beat Springs, Custom LED tailights (only S4 LED tails in the world), SSR Mark II, Racing Beat exhaust, S5 black interior, Rotary Resurrection rebuild at 120k miles Community Service Manual RotorWiki "Imagination costs nothing; we could build square locomotives or fly to Mars" - Felix Wankel Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the "present."

12-31-2010, 02:36 PM	#9
hades Rotary Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Freedom Land Posts: 316 Rep Power: 18	"Hi my name is Brian. Want to come on a cross country journey with me? I have a nice FC with a custom engine install. You may have to push the car at sometime though." __________________ This is going to tear

12-31-2010, 03:19 PM	#10
Marshall13b The Newbie Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Marysville, WA Posts: 4 Rep Power: 0	Are you serious right now? This is incredible

12-31-2010, 03:42 PM	#12
*TitaniumTT* Test Whore - Admin Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Right Behind you son Posts: 4,581 Rep Power: 10	The Rotary Gods will not be kind to any of you!!!!!!! The other idiot, who I'm assuming is the same idiot, and now a banned idiot, only updated his sig to have some sort of spam __________________ -The Angry Stig- DGRR 2009, 2011, 2012 & 2013 - Best FC DEALS GAP!! WOOHOOOO!!!!! 2015 Audi S4 - Samantha - Zero Brap S4 2004 RX8 - Jocelyn - 196rwhp, 19mpg fuel to noise converter 2000 Jeep Cherokee Sport - Wifey mobile - Now with 2.5" OME lift and 30" BFG AT KO's! So it begins 1998 Jeep Cherokee - 5 spd, 4" lift, 33" BFG's - Rotary Tow Vehicle 1988 'Vert - In progress 1988 FC Coupe - Gretchen -The attention whore BEAST! I'm a sick individual, what's wrong with you? I'm pure Evil I'm still insane, in the best possible way. I think Brian's idea of romance is using lube. Your rage caused the meteor strike in Russia. The Antichrist would be proud of his minion. You win with your thread. Most everything It's a truck with a steel gate on the back. Just a statement of fact Motec M820, AIM dash, ported 13B-RE Cosmo, 6-spd trans, 4.3 Torsen, custom twin wg fully divided mani, Custom 4" split into 2x 3" exhaust, Custom HMIC, Custom custom custom custom I like to welder stuff.... No Bolt-ons allowed. Dyno'ed @ Speed1 Tuned by me - 405rwhp on WG.... WM50 cuming soon. *-Angry Motherfcker Mode ENGAGED-**

12-31-2010, 09:43 PM	#14
*TitaniumTT* Test Whore - Admin Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Right Behind you son Posts: 4,581 Rep Power: 10	Vages.... when you stretch a-holes that much it leaves an odor in the room. "Hi, my names Jeff... do you like linguini?" Careful Eric, weren't you the one saying that you guys were going to rent a.... wait... don't tell me.... a TRAILER!!!! FOR SHAME!!!!! __________________ -The Angry Stig- DGRR 2009, 2011, 2012 & 2013 - Best FC DEALS GAP!! WOOHOOOO!!!!! 2015 Audi S4 - Samantha - Zero Brap S4 2004 RX8 - Jocelyn - 196rwhp, 19mpg fuel to noise converter 2000 Jeep Cherokee Sport - Wifey mobile - Now with 2.5" OME lift and 30" BFG AT KO's! So it begins 1998 Jeep Cherokee - 5 spd, 4" lift, 33" BFG's - Rotary Tow Vehicle 1988 'Vert - In progress 1988 FC Coupe - Gretchen -The attention whore BEAST! I'm a sick individual, what's wrong with you? I'm pure Evil I'm still insane, in the best possible way. I think Brian's idea of romance is using lube. Your rage caused the meteor strike in Russia. The Antichrist would be proud of his minion. You win with your thread. Most everything It's a truck with a steel gate on the back. Just a statement of fact Motec M820, AIM dash, ported 13B-RE Cosmo, 6-spd trans, 4.3 Torsen, custom twin wg fully divided mani, Custom 4" split into 2x 3" exhaust, Custom HMIC, Custom custom custom custom I like to welder stuff.... No Bolt-ons allowed. Dyno'ed @ Speed1 Tuned by me - 405rwhp on WG.... WM50 cuming soon. *-Angry Motherfcker Mode ENGAGED-**

12-31-2010, 11:54 PM	#15
speedjunkie RCC Loves Me Not You Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Colorado Springs, CO Posts: 2,089 Rep Power: 20	^Hey, I'M not the one wanting to trailer my car, that's Zico. LOL I know mine can make it and I want to drive it. I'm gonna need to reinstall cruise control first though haha. And to do the cruise control, I'm going to need to move my coils...which is where info from you comes in LOL. Do you have any kind of write-up on how you did your coils? Or was that on 7club and the almighty keyboard warrior Mar3 scortched-earthed it? LOL