What is the best way to introduce yourself to a girl?
 

I have liked this girl for probably about 2 weeks, but i havent produced enough courage to introduce myself. What is the best way to introduce yourself to a girl?

Hi, my name is "_ _ _", what is yours?

killer first post

I didn't know this is what the intro section was for, damn I did mine all wrong! No really though just as Zach said try a simple hello it's not rocket science.

Troll


-Ted

^That's what I was thinking too. The only way I can see this wouldn't be a troll is if this dude is like 13. Your very first post on a car forum is asking how to introduce yourself to a girl? And you think CAR GUYS would know best?? LOL

If somehow this is for real though, best of luck to you and the future Mrs LOL.

Total troll but still fun. My favorite line is:

"What are polar bears good for?"

"Breaking the ice. I'm _____"

60% of the time, it works every time

or my backup: "Are you DTF?" That one's a lock. :rofl:

Run up to her with a ski mask on, and your dick in your hand.

Works every time.

Not true. That's only worked for me 4 out of 5 times...

That one didn't work for me last time LOL

So 80% of the time it works every time?

Correct.

:rofl: That was epic.

Find her asleep and rest your foreskin on her face, I find that is a win :117:
some times it can result in a rape charge though :angelsad2: so you need ti "introduce yourself" to the right kind of girls :302:

ask her if she wants to go eat a pizza and fuck. if she doesnt say yes right away, ask if she doesnt like pizza.

Well that's cuz you tried it on

Yeah, that's what's I thought :lol:

Chloroform.

Works EVERY TIME.

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